Hey there! I’m a.theo, your not-so-humble guide on this holy pilgrimage through the land of PHP—where the errors are plentiful, and my skill issues are a testament to my faith! As a devout anti-Rust evangelist, I’ll show you the light of PHP while tripping over every syntax error along the way. 

My channel is where we embrace the chaos of mismatched parentheses, battle the demons of undefined variables, and turn debugging into a spiritual journey. 

If you’re looking for a mix of questionable coding practices, fervent rants against Rust, and a community that laughs through the struggles, grab your rosary beads and join me—because together, we’ll find the holy grail of functional code… eventually!